Here is the email I received:
Praise Songs explained...
Not long ago a farmer went to the city one weekend and attended the big city church. He came home and his wife asked him how it was. "Well," said the farmer, "It was good. They did something different, however. They sang praise choruses instead of hymns."
"Praise choruses," said his wife, "What are those?"
"Oh, they're okay. They're sort of like hymns, only different," said the farmer.
""Well, what's the difference?" asked his wife.
The farmer said, "Well it's like this - If I were to say to you:
`Martha, the cows are in the corn,' well that would be a hymn. If, on the other hand, I were to say to you:
`Martha Martha, Martha, Oh, Martha, MARTHA, MARTHA, the cows, the big cows, the brown cows, the black cows, the white cows, the black and white cows, the COWS, COWS, COWS are in the corn, are in the corn, are in the corn, are in the corn, the CORN, CORN, CORN,'
Then, if I were to repeat the whole thing two or three times, well that would be a praise chorus."
(author unknown - from an email circulated a few years ago)
Hymns explained...
A young, new Christian from the big city attended the small town church one weekend. He came home and his wife asked him how it was.
"Well," said the young man, "It was good. They did something different, however. They sang hymns instead of regular songs."
"Hymns," said his wife, "What are those?"
"Oh, they're okay. They're sort of like regular songs, only different," said the young man.
"Well, what's the difference?" asked his wife.
The young man said, "Well it's like this - If I were to say to you, `Martha, the cows are in the corn,' well that would be a regular song. If, on the other hand, I were to say to you:
Oh Martha, dear Martha, hear thou my cry Inclinest thine ear to the words of my mouth. Turn thou thy whole wondrous ear by and by To the righteous, inimitable, glorious truth.
For the way of the animals who can explain There in their heads is no shadow of sense, Hearkenest they in God's sun or his rain Unless from the mild, tempting corn they are fenced.
Yea those cows in glad bovine, rebellious delight, Have broke free their shackles, their warm pens eschewed. Then goaded by minions of darkness and night They all my mild Chilliwack sweet corn have chewed.
So look to that bright shining day by and by, Where all foul corruptions of earth are reborn. Where no vicious animal makes my soul cry And I no longer see those foul cows in the corn.
Then, if I were to do only verses one, three, and four and do a key change on the last verse, well that would be a hymn."
(author unknown - from an email circulated a few years ago)
Putting it all in perspective...
And He also told this parable to certain ones who trusted in themselves that their worship style was the only acceptable form:
Four men went up in to the temple to pray, two traditional music directors and two contemporary worship leaders.
One of the traditional music directors stood and was praying thus to himself, 'God, I thank Thee that I am not like many other church musicians: untrained, unrefined, undignified, or even like these contemporary worship leaders. I program only the finest art music; I present only those works truly worthy of Thee.'
One of the contemporary worship leaders was standing off to the other side, praying like this: 'O Lord, I thank You that I am not like many other church musicians: stuffy, inhibited, stuck in a rut of boring and irrelevant music of the past. I present only the very latest songs and reach people where they're at.'
In another corner the other traditional music director and the other contemporary worship leader were kneeling and praying together.
The traditional music director prayed: 'Lord God, You know how easily the striving for artistic excellence can become idolatrous. When I use my gifts, may I always remember that they come from Your hand, and that You delight in all of the genuine gifts of worship which Your children bring, in all of their variety.'
The contemporary worship leader prayed: 'God, I only know four chords on the guitar, and I am not a polished performer; but I thank You for Your grace in allowing me to come near in worship, and for the privilege in leading others to Your throne. Thank You for all the different ways that Your people can praise You.'
"I tell you, these last two went away with their offerings of worship received by the Lord, rather than the others; for God is not so much concerned with the style of the musical gifts you bring, as He is with the humility of heart and genuineness of love with which you bring them."

3-D movies are back! After watching Avatar, it is safe to say that the 3-D experience is bigger and better than ever before. Wanting to share the joy of watching a movie in “eye-popping” 3-D, I recently took my two older children to watch their first 3-D movie. Within minutes they took off their adult-sized glasses and refused to put them back on. This meant that the images they saw on the screen were blurry. Since this is a religious column titled “The Good Word,” let’s use the 3-D experience as a metaphor for the Word of God, much like the Psalmist used a lamp to describe God’s Word in Psalm 119:105. Imagine that the screen is our lives and the 3-D glasses are the Word of God. When you look at the screen without the glasses the images are blurry and give you a headache, but when you look at them through the glasses everything becomes clear and the headache goes away. When you look at your life without the Word of God everything seems to be messy and can lead to more than a headache, but when you look at your life through the Word of God, you begin to see things clearly. While the glasses help you see things more clearly, some (like my children) refuse to wear them, just as some refuse to use the Word of God to help them see God, themselves, and the world more clearly.
This past week Jennifer and I went to train the staff for the Palo Duro Presbytery Summer Camp program at Buffalo Gap. While we were there I had a chance to play the boardgame that my in-laws got me for my birthday. The game is called Ticket to Ride and the objective of the game is to finish with the most points. You earn points by collecting train cards that allow you to place your colored plastic trains on the tracks. You also get points if you successfully connect the cities that are on your tickets. As I played the game with some of the counselors, many of whom were members of the church where I worked as a Youth Director, I couldn't help but compare our lives to the game.